“at the end of the day” = in summation
“Why you bringin’ up old shit” = I’m not a hypocrite because the statute of limitations on said event have expired.
“You trynna kick it?” = Do you want to have sex today?
“my money funny right now” = I’m broke, but if you’re paying we can go.
Male: “Huh?” = I’m trying to think up a lie, give me a second to gather my thoughts
“True”= I agree and have nothing more to add to this statement.
“Fuck you mean?” = Please clarify your statement before I become agitated.
“Tell me why…” = I can’t believe this actually happened…
“Let me hold 20.” = I need $20, probably more and I have no intentions on paying it back.
(via luckythinks91)
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